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Volksrepublik Wolfenstein - Ordnung und Sozialismus seit 1999 2012-12-13T19:55:57+02:00 http://www.vr-wolfenstein.org/forum/feed.php?f=6&t=429 2012-12-13T19:55:57+02:00 2012-12-13T19:55:57+02:00 http://www.vr-wolfenstein.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=429&p=3950#p3950 <![CDATA[Re: Das Urmelland]]> Seriöse Staatspresis
Zwischen Zwei
Fröhlichen Feiertagen

also sprach das orakel,
doch es irrte sich
(gewaltig)


(abgebildet: das orakel)

Statistik: Verfasst von Presidente Chilavert — Donnerstag 13. Dezember 2012, 19:55

]]> 2012-12-07T19:55:11+02:00 2012-12-07T19:55:11+02:00 http://www.vr-wolfenstein.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=429&p=3946#p3946 <![CDATA[Re: Das Urmelland]]> gedudelter Geist,
streng gereist, sauber vereist
werden wir siegen.

Wuchel in Tula,
ergebener Schreck,
Lilo in Cola,
ein Zippchen im Dreck.

Marsmann mit Brille
in hörender Stille
dihei - vorbei...


Statistik: Verfasst von drolkar — Freitag 7. Dezember 2012, 19:55

]]> 2012-12-05T01:30:23+02:00 2012-12-05T01:30:23+02:00 http://www.vr-wolfenstein.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=429&p=3945#p3945 <![CDATA[Das Urmelland]]>
wir haben seit gestern offiziell einen neuen Nachbarstaat an der südlichen Fessel unseres wohlgeformten Staatsgebietes: und zwar das Urmelland. Dieses ist eine Filiale des (von mir sehr geschätzten) Barockstaates Rokokolores, der mich dereinst zum Dichterfürsten und Goldlöckchen* erkor.

Ich bitte alle Wolfensteiner, wenn die Urmelländer hier auftreten, und das werden sie, spätestens wenn die zollfreie Fähre eingerichtet ist - benehmt euch, putzt euch die Nasen und Fingernägel und helft, wo ihr könnt, mit Stadtplänen, Uhrzeiten, Guten Worten.

Danke, der Presi.

*ich kann nicht darauf verzichten, die wolfensteiner Lyrik ein weiteres Mal darzubieten:

Erlkönigs Enkel

Gleißend geblendet ohne Gebrill
Sucht schimpfend die Sehhilfe

Erlkönigs einziger Enkel
Klagend sein misslich Geschick.

Gegangen sind Gestell wie Gläser
Verschwunden seit Vorgestern

Ungemach dräut unter Umständen
Voll Frust, feiste Futterale
schaut euer Schöpfer!

(Gedicht aus dem Vodka Vuoret von 200 v.u.Z., überliefert auf in Buchenholz geschnitzten Vuoreteni-Schriftzeichen**, neu bearbeitet und vom numerischen ins wolfensteinische übertragen von le Presi)

**Vuoreteni-Schriftzeichen entsprechen in ihrer Bedeutung grob dem Zeichensatz des im Lorem-Ipsum-Imperium verwendeten lateinischen Alphabets. Dies belegen Ausgrabungen von Buchenholz.

Statistik: Verfasst von Presidente Chilavert — Mittwoch 5. Dezember 2012, 01:30

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